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“Feeling Sequimish”
Mark Couhig
Contact Mark at mcouhig@sequimgazette.com
Mark Couhig has been a writer for more than 50 years.  
His first experience with the written word arrived at a very early age when he was required to painstakingly hand-trace dotted lines in a notebook, a process that led first to a mastery of the straight, purely angular letters of the English alphabet. He soon turned his attention to the curved letters, exhibiting a full proficiency in that skill by the end of his seventh year.
Before another year had passed, Couhig had begun to cluster letters into meaningful compositions, an accomplishment for which he was awarded a coveted gold star, the first-ever public acknowledgement of his extraordinary aptitude with words.
In time he would take these words and strategically create further clusters, which he called “sentences.”
Paragraphs soon followed.
In the third grade Couhig learned the skill of cursive writing, allowing him to greatly expand and accelerate his output.
Over the ensuing months and years Couhig’s now-renown facility for dramatic narrative developed. He was able to work the delicate filigree of fiction — dramatic, purposeful action that engages the reader — to a degree that astonished Ms. Sweeney, his teacher and mentor. Of one of Couhig’s early works, “Run, Tom, Run,” she wrote, “I’m so proud of you.”  
As his facility with words grew, so too did his worldview, aided in part by his assiduous readings of “The Weekly Reader,” which he continues to regard as a formative influence in his later, more mature works.
In the fifth grade, Couhig’s repertoire and love of the written word translated to a sterling turn on the stage as Shepherd No. 3 in a new and dynamic dramatic reading of the Gospel According to Luke, a popular work of the time.
Approximately 50 years later Couhig moved to Sequim where he writes a blog.  

Great moments in fictitious newspaper history

Published on Mon, Sep 3, 2012
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Al Gore invented the World Wide Web in 1990, which means an entire generation is unaware of the difficulties formerly faced by America's "indignation exhibitionists."

 

These days anyone can be morally superior, and prove it, with just a few mouse clicks. It's easy to forget that throughout history finding news items that enraged the moral sensitivities was a laborious, time-consuming task. Broadcasting your outrage was virtually impossible.

 

Fortunately, the newspaper industry and two Boston brothers were up to the task.

 

With the onset of the Industrial Revolution in the late nineteenth century, newspapers became more common in the United States. As a result, exhibitionists were only required to purchase each day's edition and to pore through it in search of items that raised their ire. Publishers were quick to spot the opportunity and an explosion of yellow journalism followed, making the research much more efficient.
Unfortunately, though finding a proper subject was made easier, the exhibitionist had no choice but to walk or ride horseback door-to-door to each friend's home to describe and express their outrage.

 

John and Thomas Righteous, two Boston brothers who were operating the local Western Union franchise, began offering a second service in which the young men on bicycles also served the public as couriers of outrage, bringing from home to home expressions of indignation commissioned by individuals. 

 

The business boomed. Soon dozens of "Righteous Brothers" filled the streets of Boston, then the entire East Coast.

 

The brothers eventually realized they could make the process simpler and more profitable by providing boilerplate statements expressing indignation. John Righteous discovered he had a knack for artfully constructing comments that colorfully, sometimes wittily, expressed outrage while simultaneously and subtlely expressing the moral superiority of the outraged.

 

The business boomed again. 

 

The couriers would deliver these as notes tacked to doors; the tapping was met by those within with what became a common expression — an early meme. "Oh, that sounds like someone's Righteous indignation."

 

Today's websites owe a great and often unacknowledged debt to the innovations introduced by John and Thomas Righteous.

 


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