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“Feeling Sequimish”
Mark Couhig
Contact Mark at mcouhig@sequimgazette.com
Mark Couhig has been a writer for more than 50 years.  
His first experience with the written word arrived at a very early age when he was required to painstakingly hand-trace dotted lines in a notebook, a process that led first to a mastery of the straight, purely angular letters of the English alphabet. He soon turned his attention to the curved letters, exhibiting a full proficiency in that skill by the end of his seventh year.
Before another year had passed, Couhig had begun to cluster letters into meaningful compositions, an accomplishment for which he was awarded a coveted gold star, the first-ever public acknowledgement of his extraordinary aptitude with words.
In time he would take these words and strategically create further clusters, which he called “sentences.”
Paragraphs soon followed.
In the third grade Couhig learned the skill of cursive writing, allowing him to greatly expand and accelerate his output.
Over the ensuing months and years Couhig’s now-renown facility for dramatic narrative developed. He was able to work the delicate filigree of fiction — dramatic, purposeful action that engages the reader — to a degree that astonished Ms. Sweeney, his teacher and mentor. Of one of Couhig’s early works, “Run, Tom, Run,” she wrote, “I’m so proud of you.”  
As his facility with words grew, so too did his worldview, aided in part by his assiduous readings of “The Weekly Reader,” which he continues to regard as a formative influence in his later, more mature works.
In the fifth grade, Couhig’s repertoire and love of the written word translated to a sterling turn on the stage as Shepherd No. 3 in a new and dynamic dramatic reading of the Gospel According to Luke, a popular work of the time.
Approximately 50 years later Couhig moved to Sequim where he writes a blog.  

Almost Random Thoughts

Published on Wed, Jun 6, 2012 by Mark Couhig

Read More Couhig

If you wouldn't mind, I would appreciate it if you people would please stop annoying me.  Here are several changes I highly recommend. 

If you can't follow these guidelines, I would ask that you at least have the good manners to stay away from me. 

 

• Some people wonder why God allows bad things to happen to good people.
Me, I wonder why God allows some people to happen. For example, the people who believe that by pointing out a problem they have somehow contributed something of value. Finding a problem is easy; a monkey can find a problem. If you want to contribute, find a solution.

• Which reminds me. When did we become a nation that no longer celebrates achievement and progress and instead makes heroes out of those who put up obstacles?
Those of us who live in the world’s wealthiest nations are arguably the safest, healthiest population in the history of mankind. And we act like we’re scared of our shadows.
Hey, in the end something’s going to get you. If you’re afraid of technology, keep in mind P.J. O’Rourke’s question: Would you rather die of cancer at 80 or typhoid at nine?

• Words, like every other item in our culture, go through fads. Today’s word is bespoke. By which I mean that by this time tomorrow bespoke will be a cliche, an affectation. That’s the nexus of my thinking, if you get my drift.

• No matter how vast, and no matter how comprehensive, the acquisition of knowledge regarding matters of popular culture does not constitute an education. In fact it can be argued that it is the exact opposite.
No matter how assiduous the labor, no matter how comprehensive the result, the acquisition of modern thought, and the acquiescence therein, does not constitute wisdom, much less enlightenment. It is the exact opposite.
That is true because the avid acquisition of modern thought invariably includes a belief that these ideas are new, which is in itself evidence of a lack of both education and enlightenment.

• Here's the thing about our culture's most admired iconoclasts: they all clast the same icons. To earn the title you should at least have to come up with something new.

• The most damaging words that are ever spoken by someone in business, or can ever be spoken by someone in business: "Well, that's not the way we do it here."

• Folks, if you really want me to return your calls, please leave me a brief message, with the exception of the phone number. For everyone's benefit, but most especially mine, I ask you to please develop a habit of pausing just a bit between the numbers.


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