"Number one authority on nothing"
Matthew Nash
Contact Matt at mnash@sequimgazette.com
Matthew Nash hails from Portland, Ore., and stumbled into writing for newspapers when his high school allowed him to write movie reviews. Nash is married to a kindergarten teacher. They have one child together who is named after two superheroes.

Here's a ridiculously pointless parody of a simple video that caught the nation by storm. It's nothing more or less. Enjoy.

 

Original waving bear video.